reactivated my twitter so i can brag about my thrift finds and good times so if y’all wanna follow, it’s
Before I forget, I exchanged painfully terrible pond puns with a middleaged guy at the bar I work at today
He said, “I mean I may get drunk and swim in it for the hell of it…or should I say Halibut…”
At another point of our conversation:
I said, “aw man…youre gonna have lily pads …?”
Him: “yeah…what’s wrong with lily pads…”
Me: “well nothing is wrong with them, I guess they’re just too main-stream for me…”
In other words, I am officially a dad now.